What a lovely day! I didn’t get out for my walk so I decided to take a walk in the woods with the little one after I picked her up from school.
She led the way on another grand adventure
This time we took a different path so faced different hazards.
For example the Poky Spikey tree that would shoot it’s branches out at you if you got too close
No Swamp Octopuses this time. Instead sleeping Wood Trolls with their bums stuck up in the air. Be careful not to tread on them or you might get poisoned by their stinky farts!
The little one led the way past them safely.
…in the distance…the Wood Troll Big Mamma guarding all the little ones while they slept. And further on..
..the big daddy troll who was blocking off the whole path. The little one fetched a stick but we knew what we had to do. We had to sing. They can’t stand singing.
So we sang the “Everything is Awesome” song from the Lego Movie that we saw over the weekend.
The little one eventually took to farting at the sleeping Wood Trolls to keep us safe.
Unfortunately it put too much pressure on her tummy and we had to cut the adventure short and head home to the loo!